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At Jeez-Its, we believe Communion is a slap in the face to the Body of Christ and its infinite potential. After obtaining a bounty of transubstantiated communion wafers from an anonymous priest, we decided it was time to see just what these baby Jesuses could do. Join as we prove that Jesus can do anything and everything, even as a cracker.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Vatican Responds to Sexual Abuse Allegations!

The Vatican has published a website, which contains a lengthy response to allegations that they can't keep their appendages away from little boys. To spare you several agonizing hours of reading, we at Jeez-Its have summarized their response as such:

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