About Jeez-Its

At Jeez-Its, we believe Communion is a slap in the face to the Body of Christ and its infinite potential. After obtaining a bounty of transubstantiated communion wafers from an anonymous priest, we decided it was time to see just what these baby Jesuses could do. Join as we prove that Jesus can do anything and everything, even as a cracker.

Jeez-Its are made with bits of real Jesus!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

"But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it." Genesis 9:4

So Jeez-Its are safe, but we've received no official word on mixing with Communal wine.

Apparently it is luck of the draw as to which delicious cut you consume when you ingest a Jeez-It. We always prefer to think we're nomming on one of Jesus' savory rump flaps.

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