Jeez-Its HATES MGMT!

Jeez-Its suffered through MGMT's "performances" as "musical" guest on SNL and left this for them on their website. The power of Christ compelled us. We don't even believe in Hell, but if you like these fuckers you're going to Hell. And we will help you find it.

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HERE IS A QUESTION: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE? THERE IS A SHOW ABOUT YOU ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AND IT IS CALLED, "I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE". THAT'S YOUR FUCKING LIFE STORY. YOU ARE THE RIGHT WING'S WORST NIGHTMARE: THE IRON-CLAD ARGUMENT FOR WHY ABORTION IS FUCKING NECESSARY. I JUST WATCHED YOU "PERFORM" ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WITH YOUR IRONIC FUCKING BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES AND BOW TIE AND THRIFT STORE CLOTHES. I COULD SMELL THE PABST BLUE RIBBON DRIPPING DOWN YOUR INSIPID LITTLE SCENESTER THROATS. SERIOUSLY. YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST GOD DAMN BAND ON THE PLANET. I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF A WORSE SNL MUSICAL GUEST AND GOT STUCK ON VAMPIRE WEEKEND. REALLY, YOU GUYS ARE WORSE. BANGING YOUR INSTRUMENTS AND NAME-DROPPING BRIAN ENO IS ABOUT AS COOL AS FUCKING RECTAL CANCER. AT THE SAME TIME, BETWEEN YOU AND VAMPIRE WEEKEND, IT'S LIKE SOPHIE'S CHOICE IN REVERSE -- YOU BOTH SHOULD DIE. SOPHIE SHOULD KICK YOU TO THE GROUND AND THEN PISS ON YOU AND THEN LIGHT YOU ON FIRE. FUCKING LAUGH ABOUT IT. BECAUSE YOU SUCK THAT BAD. JESUS COULD WALK BY WITH A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND THEN BE LIKE "WELL, ISN'T THAT THAT BAND FROM SNL? I MEAN, COME ON." AND KEEP FUCKING WALKING. I WANT TO KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT. BUT FIRST I'D TAKE OFF THE FAGGY BOW TIE YOU FUCKING...FUCK!!!!!!1111