About Jeez-Its

At Jeez-Its, we believe Communion is a slap in the face to the Body of Christ and its infinite potential. After obtaining a bounty of transubstantiated communion wafers from an anonymous priest, we decided it was time to see just what these baby Jesuses could do. Join as we prove that Jesus can do anything and everything, even as a cracker.

Jeez-Its are made with bits of real Jesus!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

But I Say to You That He Who Looks at a Jeez-It With Lust

Has already committed adultery with it in his heart.

ET loves Jeez-Its Pieces!!!

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