Silly Kitty,

Steeples aren't for noms; Jesus is for noms!

Jeez-Its Alchemical Experiments . . .

. . . remain inconclusive.

"But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it." Genesis 9:4

So Jeez-Its are safe, but we've received no official word on mixing with Communal wine.

Apparently it is luck of the draw as to which delicious cut you consume when you ingest a Jeez-It. We always prefer to think we're nomming on one of Jesus' savory rump flaps.

But I Say to You That He Who Looks at a Jeez-It With Lust

Has already committed adultery with it in his heart.

ET loves Jeez-Its Pieces!!!

PZ Myers Devours Jesus

Jeez-Its hero, PZ Myers, devours Jesus with a touch of vegemite . . . delish!

A Player Cannot Be Crowned the Winner

Unless he competes according to the rules of Jeezits Backgammon.

The Stone that the Builder Refused Has Become the Cornerstone (of this stool).

And Jeez-Its said unto it, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and wobble no more.

This is My Body, Broken For Poo

"Take and pee in remembrance of me."