Silly Kitty,

Steeples aren't for noms; Jesus is for noms!

Jeez-Its Alchemical Experiments . . .

. . . remain inconclusive.

"But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it." Genesis 9:4

So Jeez-Its are safe, but we've received no official word on mixing with Communal wine.

Apparently it is luck of the draw as to which delicious cut you consume when you ingest a Jeez-It. We always prefer to think we're nomming on one of Jesus' savory rump flaps.

A Player Cannot Be Crowned the Winner

Unless he competes according to the rules of Jeezits Backgammon.