About Jeez-Its

At Jeez-Its, we believe Communion is a slap in the face to the Body of Christ and its infinite potential. After obtaining a bounty of transubstantiated communion wafers from an anonymous priest, we decided it was time to see just what these baby Jesuses could do. Join as we prove that Jesus can do anything and everything, even as a cracker.






Jeez-Its are made with bits of real Jesus!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jesus Was Made of Crackers?

South Park brilliantly explores the impeccable logic of Communion.



No, no, no, I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but he didn't want us to be cannibals, so he turned himself into crackers, and then...told people to eat him.
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